Yes, you. I realise you probably have a very good reason to want to spread your
muck love as far and wide as possible, but please, not on my turf. I already have all the fertiliser love I need, and I don't want any more. Not even if you disguise your crap message as a genuine, pertinent comment on the greatness of my blogging skills.
If you are wondering how I found you out, wonder no more: it was the link to your incredibly ungrammatical website. Although you were only trying to direct traffic to it and presumably hoping someone would be desperate enough to do business with you, I really don't appreciate it. So just stop it. I am not going to use the "P" word.